Collection: Floof-Lite Holiday
Still judging. Just… jingle-friendly.
The Floof-Lite Holiday Collection keeps the sarcasm but skips the swear jar. Perfect for family gatherings, office parties, or anyone who likes their humor clever and their holiday spirit intact (sort of).
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Deck The Halls, Then Deck A Relative
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Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Santa’s Favorite Ginger (Don’t Tell the Others)
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The Bow-Tied Holiday Snack Guardian
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The Distinguished Dickensian Holiday Floof
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Merry Crisis and a Happy New Nope
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I Didn't Realize Existential Dread Was a Costume Now
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Oh...That's Not A Costume? My Mistake.
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Have Yourself A Merry Little Holiday Meltdown
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Joy To The World The Drama Has Arrived
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Did You Summon That Outfit From the Pits of “Last Minute”?
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Cute. You Went As “Unbothered by Taste.”
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I See You Went As “Poor Decisions” This Year.
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