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I Didn't Realize Existential Dread Was a Costume Now

I Didn't Realize Existential Dread Was a Costume Now

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👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort

🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton

📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk

🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton

Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

Care Instructions

Follow these, and your tees will stay vibrant for a lifetime.

1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!

2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fire, so no high heat!

3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.

4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels

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Oh, how festive: you wore your crippling sense of purpose-loss again this Halloween. This perfectly pessimistic tee features a delightfully unimpressed cat who’s clearly over your store-bought cheer and forced spooky spirit. Because honestly? Every day is Halloween when you’re haunted by life choices and bad decisions.

Soft, breathable, and judgy enough to replace an entire personality, this shirt lets you skip the costume and still terrify everyone at the party. Pair with dead eyes and a pumpkin spice latte for the full seasonal effect.

Highlights:

  • Unisex fit for humans barely holding it together

  • Premium cotton blend—soft enough to cradle your despair

  • Machine washable, unlike your coping mechanisms

  • Floof-approved design for the stylishly unamused

 

 

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