Merry Crisis and a Happy New Nope

This blanket features a grey-and-white floof with the exact face you make when someone suggests “one more holiday activity.” Frazzled fur, Santa hat barely hanging on, and the exact emotional energy of someone who’s done 47% of the wrapping and 100% of the suffering. Because nothing says “holiday spirit” like a fluffy meltdown in festive headwear. Cozy, soft, and perfect for avoiding carolers, in-laws, and anyone who says “cheer up.”