Oh...That's Not A Costume? My Mistake.

Floof saw you walk in and...well...assumed you were participating in the costume contest. Turns out that’s just… your face. This shirt delivers the perfect mix of horror and honesty, featuring a gloriously judgmental cat who’s visibly trying to process your life choices. Equal parts snark and shade, it’s ideal for those who prefer their compliments backhanded and their humor razor-sharp.

Soft, stylish, and just subtle enough to pass HR’s sniff test (barely), this tee lets you throw silent insults with a purr and a smile. Wear it to parties, grocery stores, or anywhere people insist on being seen.

Highlights:

• Premium soft cotton blend: gentle on your skin, harsh on egos

• Unisex fit for maximum mockery flexibility