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Calm The Fuck Down. Or Don't. Whatever.

Calm The Fuck Down. Or Don't. Whatever.

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👕 Premium Quality: Soft material for ultimate comfort

🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton

📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk

🌿 Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton

Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

Care Instructions

Follow these, and your tees will stay vibrant for a lifetime.

1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!

2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps. Your shirt isn't a barbecue on the camp fire, so no high heat!

3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.

4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels

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  • Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered

Returns

  • Our goal at Floof's Cafe is that you love your order. Please reach out to us if something isn’t right.
  • Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
  • No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
  • Please contact us at support@floofscafe.com

Some call it mindfulness. Floof calls it selective indifference. This shirt captures that sweet spot between pretending to care and fully ascending into apathy. Calm down if you want...or don’t. Either way, you’re still not the problem here.

For anyone wise enough to know serenity isn’t silence...it’s selective indifference.

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