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Calm The Fuck Down. Or Don't. Whatever.
Calm The Fuck Down. Or Don't. Whatever.
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Some call it mindfulness. Floof calls it selective indifference. This shirt captures that sweet spot between pretending to care and fully ascending into apathy. Calm down if you want...or don’t. Either way, you’re still not the problem here.
For anyone wise enough to know serenity isn’t silence...it’s selective indifference.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
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