The “What Fresh Nonsense Is This?” Floof

Behold: the official mascot of “absolutely not today.”
This comic-style frizzled cat gazes upward with a face that screams pure, unfiltered WTF—like he just witnessed your life choices, your to-do list, or the state of your kitchen counters.

Hair frazzled. Eyes wide. Soul questioning everything.

Soft, cozy, and ridiculously expressive, this design is perfect for anyone who meets daily chaos with equal parts confusion and judgment. Whether you're dealing with Mondays, people, or the universe in general, this blanket has your back—and your attitude.

Wrap up, roll your eyes, and let the Blanket of Disbelief do the talking.