Namastay the F*ck Away T-Shirt

Achieve inner peace—alone. This T-shirt features a magnificently disheveled cat in full “I tried meditation but you people keep existing” mode, reminding the world to keep their aura (and their opinions) at a respectful distance. The design captures Floof’s enlightened fury with every twitching whisker and side-eye glare, printed on ultra-soft fabric so you can radiate calm and contempt simultaneously. Perfect for anyone who’s one deep breath away from hissing.

Wear it to yoga, brunch, or that dreadful team-building event where Karen wants to “open the circle.” Breathe in. Exhale judgment. And Namastay the F*ck Away.

• Premium soft cotton blend for maximum comfort during your meditative meltdown

• Unisex fit—because grumpiness transcends gender