Fresh Off the Litter Box



The latest additions to Floof’s Café: fresh designs with the same impeccable disdain you’ve come to expect.



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The Monthly Floof Silhouette Collection

With her tail neatly placed and her gaze turned gently backward, the January Silhouette arrives in a state of calm authority. Regal without trying, fluffed just enough to remind you she could be dramatic, she simply chooses restraint.

She looks back not with regret, but with discernment.

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Wearable Disdain:

The best of Floof Lite: Handpicked, side-eyed, and ready to improve your wardrobe (and possibly your attitude).
These tees deliver maximum comfort with just enough disdain to let everyone know you’ve had enough.



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The Sherpa Fleece Blanket You Should’ve Bought First



Ridiculously soft, unapologetically luxurious, and printed so beautifully it may upstage your furniture. This is not a blanket, it’s a lifestyle upgrade, and yes, it’s judging your throw pillows.


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